1 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:09,000 Ladies, gentlemen and everyone in between, 2 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:11,240 it's the moment you've all been waiting for 3 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:14,400 because we have a culinary leg-end in our midst. 4 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:19,560 And we're very proud to have him as a brand ambassador. 5 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:21,600 Please fire up your hobs... 6 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:24,800 Best of luck, chef. Cheers, Jack-o. 7 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:27,120 ..the only Mr Max King! 8 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,560 That aftershave should come with a health warning. 9 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,920 Well, welcome, maestro. Thank you, Colin. 10 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,080 Where's my wallet? 11 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,920 Well, I sent it off to get the moths removed, didn't I? 12 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,400 Well, at least my watch is still there. 13 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:44,800 Well, I wouldn't nick a fake, would I, 'ey? 14 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,480 Good afternoon, gastronomes. 15 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:52,200 If food it be the thing you love, let's cook off. 16 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,760 ♪ I'm going on an adventure 17 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:02,760 ♪ And I got a feeling The sun's gonna shine 18 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,640 ♪ Shine, the sun's gonna shine 19 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,760 ♪ I'm in love with the ocean 20 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:11,760 ♪ And I got a feeling I'm sailing tonight 21 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,720 ♪ Tonight, I'm sailing tonight 22 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:16,680 ♪ It's because of you 23 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:19,800 ♪ That I'll always remember 24 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:23,760 ♪ I'm going on an adventure 25 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:27,040 ♪ With you on my mind 26 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,240 ♪ I'm going on an adventure 27 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,760 ♪ With you on my mind. ♪ 28 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:42,400 Carne de vinho d'alhos is a traditional Madeiran dish 29 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:45,720 generally enjoyed on the island at Christmas 30 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:48,200 but available all year round from the restaurant 31 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:51,720 in my very own rye Areyna vineyard. 32 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:54,200 I thought there was a no-booze clause in his contract. 33 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,320 Forget to mention that to him, Maria? 34 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:57,960 I'm his manager, not his lawyer. 35 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,080 We marinate the pork for three days in vinegar, 36 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:05,960 olive oil, bay leaves, paprika, garlic and, of course, 37 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,640 an exquisite bottle 38 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:12,400 of my very own vino de Madeira. 39 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:17,040 Also available to purchase from our winery at tomorrow's tour. 40 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:19,160 Now, as is the way with these things, 41 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,800 I have one that a minion prepared earlier. 42 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:23,120 Speaking of which, 43 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,800 we have a very special guest in today's audience, 44 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:30,280 my somewhat estranged wife, Eva, 45 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:32,360 who I like to call the tennis player 46 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:35,600 because to Eva, love means nothing. 47 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,520 I mean... 48 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:47,960 Yeah. That, I mean, along with Ronaldo's lunchbox, 49 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,280 is the very essence of Madeira. 50 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:55,840 I suppose I should mention that my son Joshy is here as well. 51 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:59,760 Twenty-five years of age. Still freeloading for all he is worth. 52 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:02,240 Hi, guys. Simmer down, sunshine. 53 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:04,560 Families? 54 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,760 Can't live with them. Can't strangle them in their beds. 55 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,840 Someone find this amusing?! 56 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,640 Did someone call for Mrs Overall? 57 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:28,880 Colin, old fruit. 58 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:31,200 You get mopping, and I'll, erm... 59 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,640 I'll crack on. 60 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,680 Right. Where were we? 61 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,960 "Brand ambassador", my backside. 62 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,520 People love the pratfalls. It's all part of the act. 63 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:54,280 Er, Jamil, my saviour. 64 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,720 Yeah, well, the act is wearing thin. 65 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:01,320 Ooh. Nice watch. It was a gift. 66 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:04,360 Definitely not a fake 67 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:08,440 My amazing manager is gonna put me on top again, aren't you, Maria? 68 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:09,840 That's the plan. 69 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,960 Podcast, new book, range of cookware. 70 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,440 Once we've sorted your tax. 71 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,720 - Ha. Stuff the tax man. - Drink, sir? 72 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:21,520 No, thank you. Don't waste your time, Jamil. 73 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:25,320 He's a fully paid-up misery of the temperance society. 74 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,120 Max, let him be. 75 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:30,480 Well, it's just a bit of bants, hey, son? 76 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:37,440 You enjoy the show? Did you say "endure"? 77 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:40,200 Well, I did wonder why you were here. 78 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,880 For Josh's sake. 79 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,840 He's desperate to spend more time with his dad. 80 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,520 Jack, do us a favour, my mate. Fire away. 81 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,840 Just try and keep the maestro sane and sober 82 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:54,560 on the wine tour tomorrow, will you? 83 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:56,840 Tall order, but I'll do my best. Thanks. 84 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,320 Max. Sorry. Can I...? 85 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:08,920 And will the fragrant Kate be joining us on the morrow? 86 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,840 I'm washing my socks. 87 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:13,840 Come on, Jack-o. 88 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,920 Can't you persuade this gorgeous creature 89 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:18,840 to forsake rinsing her smalls 90 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:22,560 and attend our little extravaganza of oenophilia? 91 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:23,880 Max. 92 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,920 You should come. Why? Might cheer you up. 93 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:33,200 I don't need cheering up, thank you very much. 94 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,280 Well, you've not exactly been a ray of sunshine 95 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:36,880 since Piers went RoboCop on you. 96 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,600 Not true. 97 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:41,160 You are normally our best brand ambassador, 98 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,600 but not since Piers beat you to that job. 99 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:46,880 That is complete rubbish. 100 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:50,560 I just thought it might be nice to spend the day together 101 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,680 without you-know-who lurking around every corner. 102 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:01,040 'We'd like to inform all passengers 103 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:03,480 'that the ship has now docked in Funchal, 104 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:06,360 'capital of the beautiful island of Madeira, 105 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:09,400 'famous for its friendly welcome, subtropical climate, 106 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,280 'lush botanical gardens and, of course, 107 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,000 'its delicious fortified wine.' 108 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,800 Come on, chums, this way. Follow me. 109 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:24,120 Gina Marques, my estate manager extraordinaire. 110 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:28,080 Mwah. Mwah. Senor King, too kind, as always. 111 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:32,240 Please, everyone, follow Gina for an exquisite taste of the true Madeira. 112 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:33,560 Welcome. 113 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,240 - Thanks. - Just head over there. 114 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,080 We need to talk dates. 115 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:45,880 Well, not now. Then when? 116 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,920 We're here to make money. Max, you promised me. 117 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:51,360 Look... 118 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,160 I'm glad you came. 119 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,120 I am. 120 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:13,680 Welcome to our cellar. The Marques family first... 121 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:18,920 Er... It, er... The unique process of wine production on the island 122 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,320 can be traced as far back as the 16th century. 123 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:22,600 17th. 124 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,360 Yes, I... 125 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,760 I think it was Churchill who said 126 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:30,200 that to drink aged Madeiran wine 127 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:33,000 is to drink liquid history. 128 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:35,200 He'll be history if he keeps drinking like that. 129 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:38,680 Did you know that the quality of the wine 130 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:43,480 was improved on voyages by the rocking motion of the sea? 131 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:46,600 Actually, it was due to the gentle heating of the sun. 132 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,560 See, look. 133 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,520 She'll be telling you that viniculture 134 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:54,760 has been in the Marques family for millennia next. 135 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:57,800 Just 300 years or so, 136 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:00,320 Senor Big Shot? 137 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:06,080 My father's 2018 Mio Secco scored 95 on the Parker scale. 138 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:10,080 Which I was planning on explaining at the wine tasting. 139 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:13,600 Shall we continue? Follow me. 140 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,400 Just ignore him. Come on. 141 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:17,800 Come this way. 142 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,920 Do you really think I have been a bit of a misery? 143 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:25,480 Hey. He's like a walking encyclopedia, is our Maxie, in't he? 144 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:30,200 ..lengths the old Portuguese went to to protect their precious wine. 145 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,920 Remember, darlings, the five Ss. 146 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:40,880 See, swirl, sniff, sip and savour. 147 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:43,520 Everything that you taste today is available to buy 148 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:45,320 from our on-site wine shop. 149 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:49,480 Did you, erm...? Did you know that Max and his manager were together? 150 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:52,040 Randy old sod. No, I didn't. 151 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:57,160 Excuse me. Can I have a word with you? 152 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,325 Are you actually gonna spend any time with your son? 153 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:02,400 Not if he's gonna keep forcing his ideas on me. 154 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:05,520 Yeah, but you know the deal, Max. Yes. All right, all right. 155 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:08,680 Unless you want me to change my mind. No. 156 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:12,320 Mais vinho, por favor, Alfonso. 157 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:19,440 Is there a war on? 158 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,320 Whoa! 159 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:24,920 You're a gentleman, Jack. 160 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:28,560 Maybe make that your last one... old fruit. 161 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:33,800 Look, all he wants is a little bit of you to himself. 162 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:37,120 Well, you can have a little piece of me anytime you want. 163 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,440 Max. Talk to you later. 164 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:44,360 Well, cheer up, Joshy. Might never happen. 165 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,520 So, what did he say it was again? 166 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,480 "See, swirl, sniff, swig"? Sip. 167 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:57,360 Ha. Sod that. 168 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,520 And what happened to "savour"? 169 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:01,800 Hey, it's great, this five Ss lark. 170 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,280 Are you having a good time? Do you know what? 171 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:09,800 It's just nice not to have Piers breathing down my neck. 172 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,880 I thought we weren't going to mention the P word. 173 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,200 Where's Max? 174 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,360 He went to change his shirt, and I haven't seen him since. 175 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,400 For God's sake. 176 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:22,400 Well, we can't leave him here. He's got another demo tonight. 177 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:28,040 Max. 178 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:30,480 You down here, mate? 179 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,720 Max! 180 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,000 What are they saying? 181 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:55,640 He was stabbed with a corkscrew. 182 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,120 But there were no prints on it. 183 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:01,720 I heard Max arguing with his ex earlier. 184 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,920 What about? His son. 185 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,800 Who he obviously had massive issues with. 186 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,160 What about the girlfriend? 187 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:12,320 Maria was in his ear at the wine tasting. Yeah? 188 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:15,160 And there's no love lost between him and Gina Marques. 189 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:18,160 Talk about "form an orderly queue". Yeah, you're not kidding. 190 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:26,080 Ladies and gents, the police may need to talk to some of you again, 191 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,520 so please make yourselves available as and when. 192 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:31,640 Now, we will also be offering complimentary cocktails to everyone 193 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:33,760 in the Horizon Bar. 194 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,680 One drink per guest. 195 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:38,440 And this evening's entertainment in the Carousel Theatre 196 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,400 will be memories of a noughties warm-up act, 197 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,320 performed by our very own Colin Smallwood. 198 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,760 Whoo-whoo. 199 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,314 So, if any of you wanna find out what the Loose Women get up to 200 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:49,840 when the cameras stop rolling, come on down. 201 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:57,880 'Passengers are reminded that sail away is at 18:00 sharp.' 202 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:01,000 I'm gonna miss old Maxie. 203 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,520 I never understood what you liked about him. 204 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:05,440 You can't beat that old-school charm. 205 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,160 Well, if by "old-school charm" 206 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:10,400 you mean a self-centred, alcoholic misogynist, then, yeah. 207 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,160 Don't speak ill of the dead. 208 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:15,560 Jack, I'm surprised somebody's not killed him sooner, to be honest. 209 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:24,360 Kate, have you prepared the port-passage departure plan yet? 210 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,520 It's on my to-do list. 211 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:29,760 As long as it takes precedence over cracking crime. 212 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,400 For God's sake, Piers, the man's not even cold. 213 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,160 What is your problem? 214 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:42,720 Do you get some sort of kick out of minding Kate up? 215 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,280 Grow up. 216 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:55,080 Josh, I think you've had enough. No, you've had enough. Stop it. 217 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,920 Once more to the bar, dear friends 218 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,280 God. 219 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,320 Would you like a glass of water, Mr King? 220 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:06,560 Thank you, but leave him to me. He's overwrought. 221 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,800 I'm over what? 222 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:11,560 Everything all right? He's in shock. 223 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:16,960 How can you ignore your own flesh and blood for their whole life? 224 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,000 You know what that does to a person? Josh. 225 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,360 Josh. 226 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,600 It drives you bloody insane. 227 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,360 That's enough. He doesn't know what he's saying. 228 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,080 Come on, Josh, we're going. Thank you. 229 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:33,240 Come on. 230 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,520 Insane enough to murder your own father? 231 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:42,640 I just wanted to ask about Max's relationship with his son. 232 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:47,160 Erm, he left Eva when Josh was still a toddler. 233 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,880 I get the impression the lad's got more issues than Vogue. 234 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,520 Max couldn't stand how needy he was. 235 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,040 So, why did they show up on the cruise? 236 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,880 That... was his mother's idea. 237 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:02,560 She was desperate for Max to be a proper father to him. 238 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,480 Did Eva know you were sleeping with him? 239 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:11,280 You make it sound so cheap. 240 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:14,080 I'm just asking the question. 241 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:19,960 We were due to get married as soon as his divorce was finalised. 242 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,120 Still seemed to be quite close to her. 243 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:25,400 Yeah, well, he should have cut her off years ago, 244 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,240 but... some women, 245 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:32,000 they just... pathetically hang on, don't they? 246 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,160 Right. 247 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,440 Thanks. 248 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,320 Erm... 249 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:45,400 Gina Marques, she's nothing but trouble, either. Yeah? 250 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,640 That vineyard is a total money pit. 251 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,560 She was the bane of his life. 252 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,400 One. Two. One. Two. 253 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,160 Lime and soda? 254 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,280 I thought you might be thirsty. 255 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,320 Me fave. Thanks. 256 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,680 I love karaoke. Yeah, me, too. 257 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,960 Really? Yeah! 258 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,000 Hey, maybe we can form a duo at the next staff party? 259 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:15,440 I don't suppose you are a fan of Grease? 260 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:18,640 My God, favourite movie ever! 261 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:23,320 Well, maybe we could do... 262 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,120 ..You Are The One I Want. Deal. 263 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,640 Blimey, Jamil. 264 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:45,194 If that tongue of yours was hanging any further out your mouth, 265 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,520 you could lick the decks clean. I, erm... 266 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,400 I don't know what you're talking about. 267 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,800 You've got the raging hots for our Cassie, have you? 268 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,920 No. Pull the other one, sunshine. 269 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,960 Well... Well, she is amazing, isn't she? 270 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,000 You can't just gawp at her. 271 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:09,160 I do try to talk to her, but... just... bleurgh. 272 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:14,360 Right. Follow me. Prepare to be amazed, guys. 273 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:17,720 Voila! The ace of hearts. 274 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,320 How do you do that? 275 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,200 It's like watching Paul Daniels reincarnated. 276 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,600 More like David Copperfield, I think you'll find. 277 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:27,920 No. Ooh, cheeky mare. 278 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:32,120 Anyway, our Jamil needs a lesson in seduction. 279 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:36,280 Aye, who's the lucky girl, then? Nobody. 280 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,070 Thought we could show him the ways of love. 281 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,080 Yeah. Come on, come on, let's do it. 282 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:47,480 OMG, what is that aftershave? 283 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:51,040 True Gigolo. Flash sale in Duty Free. 284 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:54,720 It is gorgeous. 285 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,120 Not unlike yourself. 286 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,640 Are you doing anything later? 287 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:02,840 Well... hopefully... 288 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,240 ..you. 289 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,360 That's how you do it. 290 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,240 Have you seen this? 291 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,640 When Max bought the vineyard, there was a scandal 292 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:25,720 about the council diverting water away from a neighbouring land. 293 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,680 Two years later, the Marques Winery went bust. 294 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,000 After all those years. 295 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,800 That's how Gina and her dad ended up working for Max. 296 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,080 Her dad? Yep. 297 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,640 It's the old guy from the tasting. He went from big boss to a waiter. 298 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,520 That must've been hard to stomach. 299 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,200 Well, exactly. Maybe he couldn't. 300 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,480 And then, of course, Gina never got the chance 301 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,400 to inherit the firm from her dad. 302 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,674 Well, no wonder she was giving Max daggers on the tour. 303 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:52,280 She must have hated him. Yeah. 304 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:56,400 Also, they still live in the old farmhouse facing King's Vineyard. 305 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,720 Let's go. 306 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:14,000 That must be the Marques farmhouse. It's seen better days. 307 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,600 Right, do you want to go and talk to the old man? Yeah. 308 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,360 Great. I will go and talk to Gina. Pen. 309 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:25,400 Max showed up here 20 years ago... 310 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,920 full of empty promises. 311 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,520 He persuaded the council to sell him cheap land 312 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:34,640 and then bribed them to divert the water. 313 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,840 And you couldn't stop him? 314 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:40,280 Our vineyard was tiny. Money talks. 315 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,640 So, what happened? 316 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:46,360 We went bust after three centuries of winemaking. 317 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,080 So then how did you end up working for him? 318 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:54,160 This is my home. I had to stay for my father. 319 00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:02,360 I mean, that must have been really, really difficult for you... 320 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,280 taking orders off the man that destroyed your business. 321 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,320 Beggars can't be choosers. 322 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,400 Hello? 323 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,320 Hello! 324 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,800 I mean, it looks like he left a lot of debt. 325 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,440 Max's spending was crazy. 326 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:38,120 Any money we made, he took straight back out. 327 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,560 So you were struggling. 328 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,840 He was running this place into the ground. 329 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,160 I mean, you must have despised him. 330 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,040 Not enough to kill him. 331 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:53,720 Can you account for your whereabouts at the time he was murdered? 332 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,680 I was flogging his second-rate wine to your half-pissed guests. 333 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:01,840 What about your father? 334 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,160 You'll have to ask him that. 335 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,960 What the hell are you doing in my house? 336 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,160 Pointing that thing at me isn't helping anyone. 337 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,160 Pai! Put the gun down. 338 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,520 Are you all right? Never better. 339 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,600 What are you doing here? I found this. 340 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:21,480 And the inscription on the back reads... 341 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,880 "To the king, from your queen." 342 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:27,400 Max's watch. How come this was in your house? 343 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,640 I don't know. But did you take it? 344 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:30,840 Of course he didn't! 345 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,840 Was it you? 346 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,354 Why would I steal a dead man's watch? 347 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,760 Good question. 348 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,880 We'll have to hand it over to the police. 349 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,960 We're not thieves. 350 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,720 Max King. He was a thief. Please get out of our house. 351 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,880 Could he have taken the watch as a trophy after he killed him? 352 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,754 You think a fella his age is even capable of attacking Max like that? 353 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,302 Well, he didn't seem to have a problem 354 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,280 with putting a shotgun in your face, did he? 355 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,600 No. He could barely pour a drink at the tasting. 356 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,200 Colin, how is guest morale 357 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:19,080 after the tragic demise of Mr King? 358 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,280 A bit low. 359 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,720 He was meant to be doing his Farm to Fork special tonight. 360 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:28,160 Can I have a private word? 361 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,560 Yeah, just make it quick. 362 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,640 It's a somewhat delicate matter. 363 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:38,320 Is this about my budgie smugglers? 364 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:40,600 That's a conversation for another day. 365 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,360 Cos I do reserve the right to wear what I want when I'm off duty. 366 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,920 It's not about your budgie smugglers. 367 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,400 All right, then. Well... 368 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,357 spit it out, as the bishop said to the actress. 369 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:51,760 Our... 370 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:57,160 ..headline act's contract is up soon, 371 00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,720 and I wondered if perhaps now is a good time 372 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:04,280 for you to consider refreshing your line-up. 373 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,720 You're asking me to sack Jack? No. 374 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:11,160 It's not a question of sacking, but maybe more... 375 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,920 All right, what's brought this on? 376 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:17,920 Our regular passengers expect some variety. 377 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,960 And I mean that in the old-fashioned sense. 378 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,920 Verschiedenheit. 379 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:26,720 A chance to mix things up a little. 380 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,880 Not the same tired old act. 381 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,480 Yeah, absolutely. 382 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:37,680 Saying goodbye to Jack would just be a natural part of that process. 383 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,720 Are you sure this isn't personal? 384 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,960 He's not exactly Frank Sinatra. 385 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,720 And you're not exactly Admiral Nelson. 386 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:56,720 You don't find his crooner shtick outdated? 387 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,200 Do you know, if I were you, Piers, 388 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,680 I'd concentrate on keeping the boat afloat 389 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,760 and leave the entertainment to the pros. 390 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:18,160 Are you celebrating something? 391 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:21,440 We're commemorating Max's passing with his favourite meal. 392 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,680 Thought you'd want to know. 393 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,920 His watch turned up at the Marques farmhouse. 394 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,160 What? The police have got it now. 395 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:33,440 So, whoever stole it killed him. Well, possibly. 396 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,520 You filed an insurance claim? 397 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,680 Here we go. We haven't even buried him yet. 398 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,240 Please - we're trying to remember my dad. 399 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:45,040 I don't remember Champagne being one of the five stages of grief. 400 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,040 Is this true? 401 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:52,000 Not the most dignified look, admittedly, but... needs must. 402 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,480 Enjoy your blood money. 403 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,800 Jack. Yeah? 404 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,640 Gina Marques has just texted. 405 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,080 The police have declared her father as an "arguido". 406 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:07,400 A what? A person of interest. 407 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,040 OK. Has he been arrested? 408 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,040 Well, yeah. She's asking for our help. 409 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:14,680 Let's go and see her, then. I can't. I'm due on the bridge. 410 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,680 You let me know how you get on, yeah? 411 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,560 Have the police produced any evidence other than the watch? 412 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,480 Max's manager. She has given a statement. 413 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:28,680 She said she saw my father getting out of the cellars 414 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:29,970 around the time of the murder. 415 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,280 She never mentioned that to us. I need your help. 416 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,760 My father is not a murderer. 417 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:37,520 How can you say for sure? 418 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,360 It's much more convenient for the local police 419 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,920 to put an old man in prison than a foreign tourist. 420 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:49,800 Meu pai e inocente. My father is innocent. 421 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:54,760 It's the police. 422 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,720 They say I can visit him now. I have to go. 423 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,040 Hey. Hey. 424 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,200 How did the karaoke go? It was brilliant. 425 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,560 I knew it would be, especially with you in charge. 426 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,360 Aw, thanks. 427 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,960 I haven't forgot about our duet, either. 428 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000 Yeah. Me neither. It's a date. 429 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,440 Are you wearing new perfume? No. 430 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,040 It smells amazing. Erm... 431 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,600 But I'm not wearing any perfume. 432 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,480 I... 433 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,920 Well, you smell amazing anyway. 434 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,440 You're so lovely, Jamil. 435 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,960 Yeah? Yeah. 436 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,360 Is there any news on Mr King's death? 437 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,960 Yeah. I've been working the case with Jack. 438 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,360 Really? 439 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,880 Yeah, I help him investigate whenever there's a crime on board. 440 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:05,320 Me, Jack and Kate are like a crime-solving dream team. 441 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,840 Yes. Of course. I, er... 442 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,160 Actually, I'm off tonight, 443 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,320 so I thought maybe me and you could... 444 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,400 ..investigate the crew bar. 445 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,600 Isn't it great the way Staff Captain de Vreese 446 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,680 personally takes new recruits through the lifeboat procedure? 447 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,440 That's so good to have someone like that in charge. 448 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:30,520 Do you know, Kate breaking off their engagement is just crazy to me. 449 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,760 It is? Yeah. 450 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,760 If he was my fiance, I'd hold on to him for dear life. 451 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:42,760 Right. He is, like, total dream husband materials. 452 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,080 Wouldn't know about that. 453 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,600 Anyway, what were you saying about the crew bar? 454 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:54,600 It doesn't matter. 455 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,920 Have a good day. You, too. 456 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:09,880 What have you got? 457 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,129 Colin sent me his video footage from the wine tasting. 458 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,952 I thought we could look through it together. 459 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,960 OK. How did it go with Gina? She was pretty desperate. 460 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,600 No surprise. But thanks for taking time out. 461 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,960 God. Anything that gets me away from Piers. 462 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,520 Here we go. What? 463 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,600 Nothing. No, no. Go on. 464 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,400 It's back to Piers again. What do you mean? 465 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,560 Sometimes, it feels like you only show up when you want to avoid him. 466 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:37,760 No, I don't. 467 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,480 Is it the only reason you're still playing "silly detectives"? 468 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,840 Of course not. I told you that I wanted to help. 469 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,120 Considering you've moved on, 470 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,120 you spend a lot of time talking about me. 471 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,720 Can we just watch the footage... please? 472 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,240 Yeah. 473 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,520 'We're here in the beautiful island of Madeira 474 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,560 'on a gorgeous little wine tour. 475 00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,760 'And I'm here with some of our frequent flyers.' 476 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,840 There's Afonso, still serving wine. 477 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,200 There's Max AFTER he changed his shirt. 478 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,560 He's beckoning someone. 479 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,800 Now's not a good time. 480 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,720 I'm trying to work out how to repatriate Max's body. 481 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,760 When was the last time you saw him alive? 482 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,960 When Afonso Marques spilt wine down his shirt. 483 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,760 So, how do you explain this footage of you following him 484 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:38,920 out of the tasting and then putting a corkscrew inside your handbag 485 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,400 just before he was killed? 486 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,240 You can either talk to me or the police. 487 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:52,000 Your choice. I've already talked to the police. 488 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:55,720 I'm under no obligation to answer any of your questions. 489 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,040 I just want to find out the truth about your husband's death. 490 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:07,000 The corkscrew was for Josh. He wanted a souvenir of the day. 491 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,320 Very convenient. 492 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,280 Did you follow Max down to the cellars? 493 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,760 Yes. Why? 494 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,880 To talk in private. About what? 495 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,480 About us getting back together again. 496 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:25,720 Seriously? 497 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,720 Yeah... seriously. 498 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:34,080 Because... despite everything... 499 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,600 ..I still loved him. So, what happened down there? 500 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:44,000 But, Max, you promised you'd make more of an effort with Josh. 501 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,280 And I will. Well, you better had. 502 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,560 Otherwise, I swear I'll walk away. 503 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:53,000 What, from the man who loves you more than Kobe beef 504 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,520 or matsutake mushrooms? 505 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,560 Shut up, Max. 506 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,120 To be continued. 507 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:10,960 'And that was it.' 508 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,080 I left him down there. 509 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,960 Did you give the corkscrew to Josh? 510 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,200 No. Why? 511 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:21,920 Because he was so upset over his dad's behaviour. He... 512 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:25,400 He got a taxi back to the ship before he was killed. 513 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,440 So, you still had the corkscrew when you were in the cellar with Max? 514 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:29,960 Yes. 515 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,440 Fortunately, I've still got it now. 516 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:37,760 Happy? 517 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:44,120 I checked the ship's CCTV, and Josh did come back here alone. 518 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,720 So, we can rule him out. 519 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,440 And my gut tells me the old man didn't do it. 520 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:53,640 He's on most of the footage serving guests till the time of the murder. 521 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:57,280 Why would he nick that watch? How did it go with Eva? 522 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,760 She admitted that she was in the cellar with Max. 523 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,920 But that's all? Well, claims that she left him down there. 524 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,680 Hey, look at this. 525 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,440 Colin filmed some guests leaving the vineyard. 526 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,120 Yeah, we've already seen that. But... 527 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,640 ..look over the balcony. 528 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,720 Is that Maria? What is she doing down there? 529 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:18,960 Well, it looks like 530 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,800 she's coming from the direction of the Marques farmhouse. 531 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,480 Maria? 532 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,080 She's gone. 533 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,520 Yeah. Copy that. I've got eyes on her. 534 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,800 Hello, Miss Southall. Hi. 535 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,440 Are you off? Flying home, erm... 536 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,480 There's nothing here for me now. 537 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,020 Well, do you mind if my pals have a quick word before you go? 538 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,440 Where had you been in that footage? 539 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:19,040 Taking a look around the grounds. Why? 540 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:22,320 You must have seen the vineyard plenty of times. 541 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,000 So? 542 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:25,840 So you weren't at the Marques farmhouse? 543 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,760 Why would I go there? 544 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,080 Did you really see Afonso in the cellar? 545 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,040 I said so in my statement. 546 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:38,760 Or did you see Max and Eva? 547 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,400 No. 548 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:45,280 Max was relying on you for his comeback, wasn't he? 549 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,120 I just wanted to put him back where he belonged. 550 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,840 And the reward was spending the rest of your lives together. 551 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,440 That was the plan. 552 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,200 You bought Max that very expensive watch. 553 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:06,560 For his birthday. "For the king, from your queen." 554 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,600 You followed Eva down to the wine cellar. 555 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,080 And it must have killed you to hear they were planning to reconcile. 556 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,720 To be continued. 557 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,440 That he'd been using you all this time. 558 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,160 I thought I was your queen. 559 00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,400 When you confronted him, did you mention the watch? 560 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,680 It's over, darling. 561 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:42,012 Did he give it back to you like it meant nothing to him? 562 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,360 Is that what pushed you over the edge? 563 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,920 That's just a fairy tale. 564 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:22,640 It means motive and opportunity. 565 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,880 And then you tried to frame the old man, 566 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,560 planting the watch in his kitchen. 567 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,120 Giving a statement to the police, 568 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,160 hoping they'd search the house and find it. 569 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:35,160 All because you couldn't have the man of your dreams. 570 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,560 Man of my dreams? 571 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:42,280 Max was a nightmare. But you loved him all the same. 572 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:46,960 We don't get to choose who we love. 573 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,480 You could have chosen not to murder him. 574 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:55,600 You don't have a scrap of evidence to prove any of this. 575 00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:01,360 If it's true... the police will find your DNA at the farmhouse. 576 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:07,760 All they need is... a hair... a fibre. 577 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:08,920 Anything. 578 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,560 A confession now might help you in court. 579 00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:22,640 Do you... have any idea... 580 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,800 ..what it's like to dedicate... 581 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:30,720 ..every waking hour to someone else's life? 582 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:36,320 To be promised... a future that never comes? 583 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:43,160 To realise that you have been living a big fat lie... 584 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:46,800 ..while he's off making plans with someone else? 585 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:52,520 I gave that man... everything... 586 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:55,880 ..and he threw it back in my face. 587 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:03,160 He deserved exactly what he got. 588 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,800 I'm sorry, Mum, but we're better off without him. 589 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,280 Come in. 590 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:30,280 Hi. 591 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,960 Frankie's filled in the local police. 592 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,680 Forensics are down at the farmhouse now. Great. 593 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,840 And I'm due on stage in a sec, so... 594 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:44,400 Yeah, I know. I, erm... 595 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,000 I just wanted to apologise... 596 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:50,840 ..for banging on about Piers. 597 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,080 And, er... 598 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:59,240 And for using you as a glorified counsellor. 599 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,440 I'd just like to know where I stand, Kate. 600 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,880 I wish I could tell you. 601 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:10,920 Then tell me. 602 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:16,800 I can't. 603 00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,920 What exactly is it? Jack... 604 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,440 It's just complicated. 605 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:33,880 I hear something uncomplicated. 606 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,480 You know where I am... if you want me. 607 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,240 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 608 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,680 And have we got a treat for you this evening? 609 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,960 He's the voice that's launched a thousand ships. 610 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:16,080 Let's give it up for the irreplaceable Jack Grayling. 611 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,240 'She Drives Me Crazy' 612 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,520 ♪ I can't stop 613 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,480 ♪ The way I feel 614 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,920 ♪ Things you do 615 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,240 ♪ Don't seem so real 616 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:56,800 ♪ Tell me what you've got in mind 617 00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:00,600 ♪ Cos we're running out of time 618 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:05,880 ♪ Won't you ever set me free? 619 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:10,080 ♪ This waiting round's killing me 620 00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:13,920 ♪ She drives me crazy Hoo-hoo 621 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,520 ♪ Like no-one else 622 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:20,640 ♪ Hoo-hoo She drives me crazy 623 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:23,760 ♪ And I can't help myself 624 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,960 ♪ Hoo-hoo I can't get 625 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:34,760 ♪ Any rest, yeah 626 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,720 ♪ People say 627 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:43,000 ♪ That I'm obsessed 628 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:50,000 ♪ Everything you say is lies 629 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:54,120 ♪ But to me, there's no surprise 630 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:58,960 ♪ What I had for you was true 631 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,400 ♪ Things go wrong, they always do 632 00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,160 ♪ She drives me crazy 633 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,240 ♪ Hoo-hoo 634 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:11,120 ♪ Like no-one else Hoo-hoo 635 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,640 ♪ She drives me crazy 636 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,720 ♪ And I can't help myself 637 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,560 ♪ Hoo-hoo 638 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,600 ♪ I won't make it 639 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,680 ♪ On my own 640 00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:39,920 ♪ No-one likes 641 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,760 ♪ To be alone 642 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:49,280 ♪ Cos she drives me crazy 643 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:53,480 ♪ Hoo-hoo Like no-one else 644 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:57,560 ♪ Hoo-hoo She drives me crazy 645 00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,800 ♪ And I can't help myself 646 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,560 ♪ Hoo-hoo. ♪ 647 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,400 'Ladies and gentlemen, we have just arrived 648 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,280 'on the jaw-droppingly beautiful island of Gozo.' 649 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:35,440 That's Tony Tong. Over two million followers online. 650 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,920 The Tony Tong's of this world know exactly what they want, 651 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,360 and they go out and get it. 652 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,000 You can't just go around planting kisses on people. 653 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:44,080 I can't believe we're at a Tony Tong party. 654 00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:45,200 Just stay out of trouble. 655 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,600 What are you doing here in your charity shop dress? 656 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:49,680 I said don't talk to people like that! 657 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:51,000 Hey-hey-hey! 658 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:54,040 Passengers will be desperate to know why the cabin boy is in the clink. 659 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,040 I'm gonna get you out. I swear. 660 00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:59,840 ♪ You thought you'd run away now 661 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:03,800 ♪ From the troubles in your life 662 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:07,360 ♪ And watch a new horizon 663 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,080 ♪ In the sky 664 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,120 ♪ But now the truth's caught up 665 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:17,120 ♪ With you forever 666 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:21,000 ♪ It's waiting for you 667 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,320 ♪ In the deep blue. ♪